bunghole

August 31, 2014 § Leave a comment

i just looked up Dr. SBAITSO online so I could tell him he’s a bunghole and see if he recognizes it as an insult. My dad insists bunghole is not an insult and is a perfectly good word — but maybe that was a decade-long piece of performance art.

As you know I have a tendency to think things are performance art.

My dad also insists dillweed is not an insult. Now that I am grown up and once screamed, “WHERE IS THE DILLWEED?” while cooking, I see he has a point.

other herbs that are fun to yell about:

WHERE IS THE –ARE THE CHIVES? ARE THEY PLURAL?

PAPRIKA!??

WHERE IS THE THYME?

MACE!?? YOU KNOW AIN’T NOTHIN CHANGED BUT MY LIMP.

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