August 31, 2014 § Leave a comment
i just looked up Dr. SBAITSO online so I could tell him he’s a bunghole and see if he recognizes it as an insult. My dad insists bunghole is not an insult and is a perfectly good word — but maybe that was a decade-long piece of performance art.
As you know I have a tendency to think things are performance art.
My dad also insists dillweed is not an insult. Now that I am grown up and once screamed, “WHERE IS THE DILLWEED?” while cooking, I see he has a point.
other herbs that are fun to yell about:
WHERE IS THE –ARE THE CHIVES? ARE THEY PLURAL?
WHERE IS THE THYME?