Listen, I had one of these before everyone else, and I wasn’t posting pictures of babies or food–I was writing the hard truth, the boring poops, the mirror dive. It was an epic poem in narcissism, but it was also really, really useful for my writing, so I think I should come back and try it again, because I don’t write anymore, you know? You know? I do, what, dishes, and I scoop cat litter and put on makeup before showering. (I have trouble believing I’m the only one that does the makeup before showering, actually. Campy eyeliner and blush and finish it off with a slick lipstick. Laugh alone in the bathroom and go, “What a terrible mess. That’s not me,” like you have any idea, anyway.)




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